27 I Lost Two Pounds

I Lost Two Pounds

Once a married couple while visiting their friends were taken to a day at the races.

They found the whole experience an amazing day out. They had a few bets on the various races and lost some of the little money they had, leaving him only two pounds in his pocket.

Next day the husband said that he would go to the races alone. In the first race, he put two pounds on the outsider, and the horse came first. He put all his winnings on the next race and won again. That day, he was very lucky; by the end of his day, he had won about £1000.

On the way home, he saw a casino. The inner voice, the one he had been listening to all day as he wondered what horse to gamble said to him, " Come in and play." 

He entered the casino where he saw people playing all sorts of gambling games. he went to the roulette table and placed some money on number 13.

When the roulette stopped, the dealer announced: "Number 14."

He gambled a few more times each time losing.

When he arrived home his wife asked him how he had got on at the races thinking he had been away for a long time.

He shrugged his shoulders: " I’ve lost two pounds,” he said.

How easy it to deceive ourselves.



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