23 A little Prod

A Little Prod

A minister was desperately trying to get his congregation to give some serious consideration to their actions. 

At the end of his Sunday service, he told them that the next Sunday he was going to be preaching on the topic of telling lies.  He then told them that he would like them to do some preparatory work. He asked them to read chapter seventeen of St Marks gospel. 

The following Sunday before beginning to preach his sermon he asked the congregation to raise their hands if they had done as he had requested and read the seventeenth chapter. Almost ninety per cent of the hands went up saying that they had done as asked. 

The minister looked around the congregation and said, " Now that is really something very special." There were warm smiles all around the church. He then went on, "It is amazing that so many of you did that considering there are only sixteen chapters in Marks gospel." 

The truth will find you out.

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